What sort of brainworms are a-squirming in the craniums over at NRO? Oh God, we need salt. Lots of it. Now. I salute Mr. Cohn for reading through the whole thing. I just ate and … urk.
Category: “family values”
It wasn’t that long ago that Republican politicians saw opposition to same-sex marriage as an important weapon in their political arsenal, a crucial cultural “wedge issue” to deploy
The further adventures of J.A. Wohl, financial whiz kid and probable future Republican POTUS, Mother may I implicate you in my dumb scam? edition. A company called “Surefire Intelligence” has ties
It was my wife! She did it! I’m innocent I tell you! Innocent! California Rep. Duncan Hunter (R) says in a new interview that his wife was responsible for his campaign’s spending, appearing to shift blame for potential wrongdoing to her as the two face charges for illegal use of campaign funds. “She was also […]
World: The Washingtonian’s March article about Republican men in D.C. who are searching for love in a time of presidential choler is the dumbest article about Republicans ever written. Fox News:
No gay people allowed, but people who are happily married and sex offenders are welcome. A married couple from Guilford County have become the faces of a new Donald Trump-themed dating website. Barret
The Party of Family Values and Fiscal Responsibility. Now with the receipts to prove it! Taxpayers paid for two hotel stays that former Rep. Jon Stanard, R-St. George, allegedly used for a tryst with a prostitute. Greg Hartley, chief of staff for the Utah House, said Friday that records show the state paid for hotel […]
Problem: The GOP hates the Social Security program and it needs more ways to punish women for having the audacity to be women. One possible solution: Allow people to borrow against their benefits and
After addressing the fetus fetishist mobs that ooze into town once a year and lower the tone, President Populism & Porn Actors is off to celebrate his much better win than other presidential wins
That’s Jeff Miller, former member of the Indianapolis City-County Council in response to a question about allegations that he had inappropriately touched two ten year old girls. He also compared himself to Jesus. Of course. When police asked Miller if the children enjoyed the massages, Miller responded: “It’s fun to know somebody enjoys something. … […]
The title of HR 2796 gives a hint of how horrible the text will be: The Civil Rights Uniformity Act of 2017. It begins with a repurposing of the man/woman marriage tradition/science argle that moderat
Republicans are becoming more and more comfortable with admitting the GOP is the party of white supremacy. However, King’s little paean makes me wonder when they’ll start saying another qu