If you’re wondering what the hell the water carrier’s water carrier is trying to communicate, a rough Invertebrate-to-Human translation would be “Serious reporters like me and Haberm
M. Haberman, 2022, is he a racist? I have a book to sell edition. It was January of 2017, and a newly inaugurated President Donald Trump held a reception at the White House to meet with top congressio
Another guilty plea in the Real Welfare Cheats of Mississippi case. I hope Gov. Phil Bryant, Tater Reeves and Former #4 are shitting themselves inside out and getting ulcers. According to court docume
Since the works of John Ronald Reuel Tolkien seem to be the topic de jour, remember to raise a glass to Bilbo Baggins. Bilbo was a furry-footed little gent who was gate-crashed by a wizard and 13 dwar
At 620 Eighth Avenue, NY, NY, a phone rings twice, and is answered. Receptionist: Good afternoon! Mass Kidnappings, Mental Trauma, Maulings, Murder & Mayhem. How may I help you? Caller: … So
I took a break from my usual habit of painting the stars and stripes on my face and waving two giant foam #1USA! fingers while singing “Proud to be an American” at the top of my lungs yest
Whenever I think of Sen. Joni Ernst, I think of how she tried to pretend she had been a folksy, humble farm girl by completely fucking up an anecdote involving bread bags during her SOTU rebuttal. And
Chris Cillizza, CNN’s answer to the fortress of derpitude that is Jonah Goldberg, thinks Sen. Lindsay Graham is too savvy to introduce another abortion ban bill just because he believes in it. B