Please give or my clumsy brother might “accidentally” push this sweet cat into the toilet
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Things ‘appen, Colonel. And they might ‘appen to this sweet cat if you don’t make a donation to Lawyers, Guns & Money.
But of course readers who are sharp of eye and memory know that is an empty threat. They know this cat would make the Vercotti brothers into mince. I wanted to use this toilet but I had to wait until my sister-in-law called her away.
In an ideal world LGM would hire this cat to demand money with menaces. Nice little arm you got there, Colonel. Be a shame if someone shredded it to the bone and gnawed the bones.
We wouldn’t need to ask you, the faithful or at least mildly tolerant readers, for money. We could ditch the ads. We could host that LGM Boat Cruise that we haven’t been contemplating because I just made it up. But that’s a lot to ask of one cat, even if I am pretty sure she was the enforcer for a crime boss in a past life. So instead I am asking you, the faithful or at least mildly tolerant readers, for money.
Where else can you get political, beer and cat blogging often enlivened by references to a British sketch comedy show that is old enough to be this blog’s grandparent? Nowhere. So please give.
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