Garbo is judging your donations to Lawyers, Guns & Money
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Garbo agreed to pose for this picture, but only if I relayed the following message:
“Hear me, puny descendants of the ape creatures my ancestors once dined upon like Friskies! I am judging your donations to the 2026 Lawyers, Guns & Money fundraiser. If you fail to meet my high expectations I’ll find you and leave something atrocious in your favorite pair of hind paw coverings.”
Look, that’s what Garbo said. I’m just the messenger. If you’re reading this you must face the fact that the only way to protect their favorite shoes from Garbo’s displeasure is to send sufficient amounts of money to the blog.
Garbo didn’t give an exact number, which isn’t surprising because Garbo is harsh but unfair. And can’t count. Just assume that they’re as hard to impress as the picture suggests, give what you can and hope for the best. Fortunately there are more ways than ever to keep your shoes free of cat piss, cat shit, cat barf, cat hairballs or half of a mouse:
