THE GODDAMN PLANE HAS CRASHED INTO THE MOUNTAIN
By 
WE DID NOT RECEIVE THE MONEY LGM READERS! We did not receive the goddamn money. LGM’s LIFE WAS IN YOUR HANDS!
Since you have failed to achieve, even in the modest task of increasing your LGM donation that was your charge, since you have stolen our time and used our site for free or for not as much as you can afford, and since you have unrepentantly betrayed our trust.
I have no choice but to tell these bums (by which I mostly mean Farley) that they should do whatever is necessary to recover their money from you, LGM readers. And with Smitty the Cat as my witness, tell you this: Any further lack of donations visited upon LGM, shall be visited tenfold upon your head.
Which means my LoomCoin bot factory ready to not only take a toe, but also your money. You don’t want that. End this stupid fundraiser by meeting our goal.
- Silent auction
- Paypal
- Patreon
- Merchandise
- Venmo
- Physical Address(for you check writers out there, we love you too, so here’s the address).