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Large Adult Body Parts

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On March 21, 2019
        Early reactions to Hulu’s “Shrill,” –the series based on the Lindy West book of the same name–have been overwhelmingly positive, so I bet you’ll be shocked to learn that writers at The Federalist don’t like it! Touted as a comedy despite the lack of laughs, the six-episode season is all about […]

Red Book

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On March 10, 2019

  Do you love our big, sweaty turd of a president but enjoy pretending to feel unsafe at normal eating establishments? Congratulations–there’s an app for that. Trump supporters have e

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  I stopped subscribing to America’s Test Kitchen for a couple of reasons: 1.) It was expensive 2.) They took one of my favorite recipes off of their myriad, confusing websites and 3.) They kept sending me books I didn’t order, and I was too lazy to send them back. Milk Street is one magazine and […]

HEY LADIES!!!! (GET CHUNKY)

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On February 21, 2019
My dude AJ has some helpful advice for you: How to be a Beautiful Woman – Be thin– Be able to cook– Have long hair – Wear make-up– Be feminine– Be graceful– Be Sensual – Shave (should without saying)– Be fashionable– Wear pink and feminine colors – Love men– Listen to men Stay classy ladies! […]

He’s Doing It!

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On February 20, 2019

I’m going to begin this entry by assuming most of you are big David Spade fans, which is why you’ll love it when I recount this old SNL monologue of his. Long story short, he did a funny b

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  A couple years back I made an amazing vegan butternut-squash/Swiss chard soup based on a recipe by America’s Test Kitchen. (Don’t tell anyone, but I used kale as a substitute for the Swiss chard.) It was absolutely delicious. The reason? It was flavored with Chipotle. There wasn’t much, just enough to provide an unexpected […]

“You”

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On February 5, 2019

  This is twice now I’ve watched one episode of a limited-run series, and said “Screw it. I want to be in the know for once. I want to read the book first.” The first time was w

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