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  Yesterday Shakezula alerted me to my current* favorite conservative grift: MAGA “Lego” sets. I like these because they don’t just teach your children to be creative, they also teach them to be incredibly racist. I anxiously await the set that depicts Stormy Daniels and Donald Trump sitting on a sofa watching Shark Week programming. […]

Crow/Crow 2018

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On November 5, 2018

This has nothing to do with the election! I had just finished up my latest piece: …when it suddenly occurred to me that when it comes to my art I seem to go to same well again and again, and tha

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Racist Jazz

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On November 3, 2018
  Few things frustrate me more than the assertion that Donald Trump is a political genius. Oh hai, Bret Stephens–glad you tossed your hat into the ring! The idea that Trump is some political savant is absurd. I’ve been saying this ever since he came down that Sears escalator, but no one has described Trump’s […]

53 Percent

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On October 23, 2018

53% of white women voted for Trump. The parasol only has room to shelter one thing, and that’s whiteness. And the media centers that whiteness, always. 53% of white women prized their whiteness

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A common theme in Nice Guy (and even Alpha Guy) complaints is that today’s mean feministy world deprives men of chances to save damsels in distress. They’re aching for a chance to save us from something they tell us. But we won’t let them because we’re too busy listening to Beyonce through our headphones and […]
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You Just Got Trumptrolled

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On October 12, 2018
  One of the things I find most annoying about our current political moment is the credulous and outraged reaction to everything Trump and Company does and says. ┬áIt’s not that the outrage isn’t earned. It is! Everything they do is terrible! What bothers me about people acting shocked and curious–“what motivates this 11-dimensional chess […]
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