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Once in awhile I’ll get a craving for a beloved comfort food that will hit me like a punch in the gut. I love Eggplant Parmesan. What I don’t love is breading and frying eggplant. So I was intrigued by Ina Garten’s recipe for Eggplant Parmesan that started with roasting the star ingredient, rather than […]
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If I were Trump’s doctor I would just go balls to the wall with it: The President is in robust health. His heart is strong. His blood is 60% wolf and 40% stripper sweat. His dick can lift 50 lbs. Don’t bother going to Tulsa cuz the gun show’s right under this stud’s shirtsleeves. What […]

Cleek, Meet Starfish

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On October 25, 2019
Recently I came across a tweet by an account I follow on twitter that said that lately even the most benign, banal observations come across as insults to Trump. It’s honestly quite remarkable. I call it Starfish Law. Share

We Like Cletus

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On October 21, 2019

BREAKING NEWS: A professor named Evan Mandery went on a Cletus Safari and found he liked Cletus. A lot. “I’ll give you an A,” I say. “All you have to do is designate someone to get an F.”

Game of No’s

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On May 20, 2019

I was happy with the finale of Game of Thrones. I know it’s fashionable to trash the show now, but I’m not fashionable. I enjoyed the last episode because it felt like all the characters w

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