How the deuce am I not on the NRA enemies list?
What the heck does a C-list blogger have to do to get on this list, use common metaphors that right-wingers pretend call for the assassination of the NRA wacko Wayne LaPierre in order to stoke mock outrage and distract attention from the fact that NRA-supported policies facilitated the death of 26 people in Connecticut?
Wait, I’ve already done that!!!
Hard to break through in this world, I’ll tell you what.