Forward to Nothing!
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This word salad needs more ranch dressing.
Policy? The Republican Party doesn’t have a platform and the Democrats have one they pretend about but don’t intend to actually implement. The Forward Party will bring people of diverse beliefs together to build common ground based on what people want and what works. You too.
— Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) August 17, 2022
The only thing I’m interested in here is whether this actually clears the Sergey Bubka level high bar of being too stupid for the Beltway media to take seriously.