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As finally business thrives:
Jeffrey Epstein did not maintain a “client list,” the Justice Department acknowledged Monday as it said no more files related to the wealthy financier’s sex trafficking investigation would be made public despite promises from Attorney General Pam Bondi that had raised the expectations of conservative influencers and conspiracy theorists.
The acknowledgment that the well-connected Epstein did not have a list of clients to whom underage girls were trafficked represents a public walk-back of a theory that the Trump administration had helped promote, with Bondi suggesting in a Fox News interview earlier this year that such a document was “sitting on my desk” for review.
I’m told by Twitter denizens that The Algorithms have now made their feeds All Epstein All the Time.
Hey, remember when JD Vance was super interested in this precise issue?
Remember when we learned that our wealthiest and most powerful people were connected to a guy who ran a literal child sec trafficking ring? And then that guy died mysteriously in a jail? And now we just don’t talk about it.
JD Vance in 2021
And Elon, he wants to go to Venus, leaving MAGA far behind.
It’s no capital crime.
Look I’m just asking questions, but has there ever been a more convenient suicide, like ever?