The stupidest fucking thing you’ll read in the next five minutes
By Shorter Ace of Spades:
We could prevent mass shootings by laughing at the perpetrators’ tiny penises.
I’m not sure how many lobes of my brain I need to excise in order to understand this, but apparently what ails our national culture is a collective failure to ridicule people based on heterosexist fables about satisfying the wimmin. Remarkable.