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Invade Canada

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On May 29, 2017
That’s it. It is now time to invade Canada and be done with this horror. Pour it on! Canadians love Ketchup Chips more than any other nation on earth. They are an essential part of our national snack psyche and our collective red-stained fingers are a delicious symbol of our patriotic passion. But there has […]

Vilest Propaganda

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On May 23, 2017

Now this is some horrible propaganda. Is it anti-communist propaganda from the 50s? No. Is it some awful ISIS video? No. It is Sean Hannity talking about whatever? No. It’s far worse. This is a

Howdy

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On November 25, 2016
Rob made a brief introduction in his official “welcome” post. Thanks, Rob! And thanks to the LGM community, which has already thrown down the gauntlet. Still, tradition—and a dose of caution—suggests that I should write some words to introduce myself. You can find my academic biography at my Georgetown University faculty page. There you will see that I’m […]
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Cherry Catsup Salad

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On August 24, 2016
As is clear by now, like many others, I am both fascinated and horrified by postwar food. The terrible recipes of the 1950s-1970s are a wonder to behold. Today, I was introduced to this. Color me shocked that this horror comes from South Dakota. Probably some distant relative of mine. Really, this is the single […]

Know Your Enemy

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On February 17, 2016

It’s always nice when your enemies lay out the terms of engagement so starkly. I am naturally enough talking about defenders of ketchup. I will cling to my gigantic Heinz ketchup until the end.

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How Ketchup Destroys Everything

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On August 12, 2015
Big Ketchup is now destroying the American working class: In a widely expected move, Kraft Heinz is cutting 2,500 jobs, the company announced Wednesday. That amounts to 5% of the company’s 46,000 employees, with affected workers located in the U.S. and Canada. This marks the first round of layoffs at the newly merged food giant […]
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