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The COVID Silver Lining

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On April 18, 2021
Hey, at least the nation may be forced to wean itself off the condiment of Satan. When the doors open at the Blake Street Tavern every day, owner Chris Fuselier is looking for customers and looking for ketchup packets. “Absolutely,” the Denver restaurateur says. “In hindsight, if you’d have asked me eighteen months ago would […]
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The Perfect Trump Appointee

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On July 12, 2018
Now I see why Trump nominated Kavanaugh: But when it came to food, the future Supreme Court pick found hardly anything palatable, Christmas said. Kavanaugh was a “bland eater,” his roommate explained, who never ate his pasta with anything more exotic than tomato sauce or ketchup on top. At visits to Yorkside Pizza following late […]
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In case Cubs fans weren’t arrogant enough when they were proud losers, the instant transition into expecting a long dynasty upon winning the World Series made them even more annoying. Plus the team is owned by the vile Ricketts family, which includes this asshole and this other asshole. Meanwhile, not only are the White Sox […]

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On September 10, 2017

Congratulations to the British. From fish and chips to the traditional roast dinner, us Brits love to elevate the simplest of dishes with the help of a good sauce. But when it comes to which one we li

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We all know that if you are a ketchup eater, you share the taste of our president. But he’s not the only demagogue proto-fascist who loved ketchup. I’m reading Dan Carter’s The Politics of Rage, his biography of George Wallace. What did the governor eat during his showdown with the Kennedy’s over integrating the University […]
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