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Author: Simon Balto

Donald Trump, Consoler-in-Chief

By Simon Balto

In General

On November 15, 2017

Another day in America yesterday, another mass shooting. This one in northern California. Donald Trump, self-acknowledged to be among the greatest of American presidents, tweeted his condolences: You may be thinking to yourself, "wait, Sutherland Springs, Texas isn't in northern California." You would be correct....

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Killing the Keurigs: An American Comedy

By Simon Balto

On November 13, 2017

Keurig coffee is bad, and the sheer volume of waste that K-cup coffee makers generate is depressing. That said, conservatives destroying their own coffee makers in defense of an accused.

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Donna Brazile on the Conservative Circuit

By Simon Balto

On November 8, 2017

Donna Brazile either a) is unaware of how badly she's lost control of her narrative, or b) doesn't care. Either way, today was some bad optics. Scene 1 finds Brazile.

Celebrating When We Can

By Simon Balto

In General

On November 7, 2017

Before I pour a taste of Bulleit Rye and ponder the year since Election Day '16, there's some good news to consider. Like Loomis (and many others), I'm elated that Ed Gillespie got bulldozed in the Virginia gubernatorial race today. (While I don't find Phil...