Killing the Keurigs: An American Comedy
By Keurig coffee is bad, and the sheer volume of waste that K-cup coffee makers generate is depressing.
That said, conservatives destroying their own coffee makers in defense of an accused pedophile and thinking it a noble political act is absolute peak America 2017.
On the plus side, I’m enjoying the mental image of a bunch of people in MAGA hats shuffling into Target with downcast expressions to buy new coffee makers, a sad trombone soundtrack playing in the background.
UPDATE: Predictably, Keurig is walking things back. Because “taking sides” on credible claims of sexual misconduct against minors is, apparently, wrong unprofitable.