Hell exists on Earth? Yes.

What would you do if you suddenly came into 11 grand? For me, the answer would be:

1.Field

2. This:

What’s particularly sad/funny about this is that once again J.D.’s Yalie Venture Capitalist Asshole routine gets absolutely mercilessly dunked on by Josh Freakin’ Mandel:

It's less than six months until this cursed primary, but it's going to feel like at least six decadeshttps://t.co/S6fb2VDFA9— David Watkins (@djw172) November 5, 2021

Vance should fold his vampire and go home.