Operation Warped Deed (Update)
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Most people who have poisoned their brains with conspiracy theories will never blow something up or shoot a bunch of people. But that doesn’t mean they won’t be destructive pieces of shit.
GRAFTON, Wis. — The FBI and the Food & Drug Administration are investigating the person who left 57 vials of the Moderna vaccine out of a pharmacy refrigerator at Aurora Medical Center-Grafton.
Advocate Aurora Health now says it was an intentional act.
After an internal investigation, it was first believed to be human error.
The person in question Wednesday admitted they intentionally removed the vaccine from refrigeration.
Yes I’m going waaaaay out on the limb and assuming the perpetrator was under the influence of some Facebook-spawned dumbshit scaremongering about the vaccines, sue me. Hopefully this really is an instance of a lone weirdo, and it won’t happen again. But I also assume any facility that is storing the vaccines will have to go to the unneeded expense and hassle of increasing security. Just in case another dumbshit is lurking in their ranks.
Related: The two conspiracy theories I’ve seen about the COVID-19 vaccines are that they contain a microchip because something something Bill Gates and that they will alter the patient’s DNA because something something RNA is in the name of some vaccines and apparently people don’t know what is in vaccines.
I may regret asking, but are there any others?
Update: Another martyr for the worst people in America to adore. Call Lin Wood!
