Man who has been to 23 Bob Dylan concerts still trying to decide if he’s a fan

Those lovable scamps at the New York Times are up to it again:
Click through to McDermott’s tweet thread for the gory details.
Also, actual headline on the front page: (Scott do not read)
“A Times Theater Critic Looks at the Dialogue Between Mr. Trump and his Ukrainian Counterpart”
It’s supposed to be a metaphor!