This indecision’s bugging me
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Looks like we’re in for another thrilling installment of Brexit, the referendum on something! Good luck Britain.
Theresa May begins her statement to the nation by saying she regrets that UK Parliament has been unable to support her Brexit deal.
“We will now not leave on time with a deal on the 29th of March. This delay is a matter of great personal regret for me.”
“Of this I am absolutely sure — you, the public, have had enough.”
“I am on your side. It is now time for MPs to decide.”
You’re going to need it.
