“Just cough up some dough, Mac!”
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The DOPUS has a new and exciting offer for people who donate to his re-election campaign.
In an RNC/MAGA email, he announced that the GOP needs to raise $500,000 today.
“We need to raise $500,000 in ONE DAY. I want to know who stood with me when it mattered most so I’ve asked my team to send me a list of EVERY AMERICAN PATRIOT who donates to the Official Secure the Border Fund,” read the email written in Trump’s name.
So, his team will send him a list of shitheads who donated money so they can feel like they did their bit to put brown children in jail camps. Then what; will their name be placed on a brass plaque?
No. You had to cough up at least $49 to possibly not get your name on that alleged wall.
Neither will donors receive an exclusive membership card that shows they are members, or see their name on a ticker during a rebroadcast of the speech on YouTube.
This time around donors will get to know that their name has probably been in the vicinity of their hero.
“Please make a special contribution of $5 by 9 PM EST to our Official Secure the Border Fund to have your name sent to me after my speech,” it added.
The website doesn’t make things any clearer.
SECURE THE BORDER
The American people are demanding Democrats finally put America First and BUILD THE WALL….but Chuck and Nancy simply won’t listen.
That’s why I want to do something so HUGE, even Democrats and the Fake News won’t be able to ignore.
We need to raise $500,000 in ONE DAY.
Please make a special contribution in the next FIVE MINUTES to our Official Secure the Border Fund to add your name to the President’s list.
And if you don’t make a contribution in the next five minutes, you can still give money and presumably get your name on the President’s list.
To be clear, I don’t think that politicians are required to offer contributors anything. Asking people to show their xenopatriotism by forking over some cash would be standard for the GOP. What’s a bit bemusing is why this jackass feels like he has to offer something. Perhaps he thinks it fits in with his deal-maker persona, even if that is as phony as his skin color.
Oh well. Use the comments below to discuss what you’ll be doing instead of watching the grade D bullshitter bullshit at 9 p.m., ET.
