James? I havent heard that name in years pic.twitter.com/WIe13ai7N0
— I HAVE FOUR KIDS IM NOT WATCHING TV (@CAMSQUIAT) April 2, 2018
Me as a kid walking into the Scholastic Book Fair with $5 pic.twitter.com/r6bV1DvkmE
— nicolas flamel (@toky0_martian) April 4, 2018
See, he only wants to kill you for your *future* abortions. It's *you* bitches who would have killed *him* in the past! pic.twitter.com/vHQp2vmg8I
— Roy Edroso (@edroso) April 6, 2018
I don’t get this, I’m equally pretty in both https://t.co/JBZIEnrfTu
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) April 6, 2018
The goal here isn't just to get one creep fired. The goal is to change the incentive structure for mainstream publications so they stop rewarding bigots and trolls with cushy jobs and stop whitewashing conservatism.
— David Klion (@DavidKlion) April 5, 2018
guy walks around with a fire hose that sprays poop
he's soaking everyone
little kids are getting knocked over by the sheer force
"EVERYONE JUST PUT ON HAZMAT SUITS. CONSIDER GETTING GETTING A POOP HOSE YOURSELF. BECAUSE WE HAVE THIS OLD PAPER THAT SAYS POOP HOSES ARE A RIGHT."
— Geraldine (@everywhereist) April 4, 2018
You know what will stop you from coming for my guns? My guns. https://t.co/pPoKUaQXLO
— Ben Shapiro (@benshapiro) April 4, 2018
President Trump, like Martin Luther King, is a civil rights icon
— Jacob Wohl (@JacobAWohl) April 4, 2018
piss off with your shit this world is run by inbred faggot wizards and their boy and girl toys
— Kwiatkowski Kasper (@GabolocoPaul) April 6, 2018
Finally, my latest piece, “Let Me Breathe” is here.