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If tRump were a pair of jeans

If $95 Urkel jeans with plastic windows at the knees aren’t a metaphor for our times, they should be.

He’d be jeans that look like a hopelessly boring person’s idea of cool and he’d describe himself as follows

Slick plastic panels bare your knees for a futuristic feel in tapered and cropped high-waist jeans.

Wear them with with the $1,190 debutante’s degloved feet in red heels by Buffalo Bill & a MAGA hat.

For fashion aficionados who can’t resist the allure of knee peeps on their high waters, but don’t have a spare $100 lying around, Slate has some DIY solutions that are just as silly super.

  • Trash Peplum Top
  • Aluminum Foil–Elbow Patch Sweater
  • Ankle-Peek Tights
  • Sandwich Bag–Pocket Pants
  • Wax-Paper Cheerleader Skirt
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