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If tRump were a pair of jeans

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If $95 Urkel jeans with plastic windows at the knees aren’t a metaphor for our times, they should be.

He’d be jeans that look like a hopelessly boring person’s idea of cool and he’d describe himself as follows

Slick plastic panels bare your knees for a futuristic feel in tapered and cropped high-waist jeans.

Wear them with with the $1,190 debutante’s degloved feet in red heels by Buffalo Bill & a MAGA hat.

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