Happy Tuesday, everyone.
- Ron Fournier is concerned that libs are “smug, condescending jerks.” Untrue. The Jerk Store called and they said they only have one jerk in stock and it’s RON FOURNIER.
- Soon it won’t be necessary for me to nag everyone to watch the finest movie ever made–“The Room.” Soon people will have to watch it if only because they don’t want to be troooolololled. It will be a purely defensive instinct instilled in everyone. My plan is working excellently!
- This article about writing about female artists is a few years old, but still very relevant I’d reckon.
- Folks, the next cookbook you need to buy is “Sheet Pan Suppers.” The recipes are decidedly unfussy but not completely devoid sophistication. Sample suppers include: Hearty Ratatouille with Goat Cheese, Quick Chicken and Baby Broccoli with Spicy Peanut Sauce, and Baked Turkey Meatballs and Slow-Roasted Tomatoes. Each recipe is accompanied with a little story and lots of extra info about ingredients. It’s written in an extremely pleasing conversational style that makes you want to try the recipes and maybe even break bread with the author.