"Yes It’s True…This Man Has No Dick."

While it is well known that Brent Bozell–the man who must watch every bit of violent material and softcore porn on TV, sometimes several times, in order to ascertain just how much of a blowhard to be about it on whatever MSNBC show is desperate enough to have him on–is the child of Youppi! and Dr. Zaius, he had always seemed to resemble another figure in popular culture, but I could never quite pin it down. But the fine folks at Sadly, No! were kind enough to remind me of the Mighty Reason Man’s classic “The Corner Unleashed,” which finally revealed all:

Dreher: Isn’t that Brent Bozell’s outfit?

Graham: Yeah.

Dreher: Man, that must have been rough. That guy’s a prick! He reminds me of that jerkoff in Ghostbusters who makes them shut down the power to the ghost prison.

Graham: Yeah, it was pretty rough. But you know what the worst part was? The guy pretends he’s real cool and important, but he’s really just a huge dork! I hate it when dorks don’t recognize that they’re dorks.

[silence as everyone stares at Tim Graham for a moment]

[Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding] We have a winner!