
Author: SEK

Part One 1. I take a nice long bubble bath in an apartment empty but for me and the OLDMEN CATS 2. I sleep for eight hours alone but for me and the OLDMEN CATS 3. I awake to find half my house covered
Trump’s “taco truck on every corner” spokesperson actually provided a sound economic reason to vote against him, in addition to the obvious gustatory one — namely, think of the

Salon started a new “Look Again” feature, in which staff take another look at all the photographs that fly across the wires daily. I’m going to be a Friday contributor, and here̵
OLDMAN MUND: I SO FUCKING BUFF I DO CROSSFOOT SEK: You mean CrossFit? OLDMAN MUND: CROSSFOOT MAKE ME SO FUCKING BUFF SEK: You don’t do CrossFit — but you’re annoying as people who do
…stop what you’re doing and do so. See that hoodie he’s got on? It’s not a coincidence. Also, expect more posts from me soon, as I adjust to my new role in the culture departme
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My job description shifted a little in the past week — no more waking up at 3 a.m. and watching Fox News for eight hours — and so now I’ll be writing more like this. I’d includ
OLDMAN VIRGIL: FINALLY YOU MAKE ME MY MOFONGO SEK: I’m making me mofongo. OLDMAN VIRGIL: I AM PUERTO RICAN GIVE ME MY MOFONGO SEK: You’re from Mississippi, you’re not — OLDMAN
- HEY LADIES!!!! (GET CHUNKY)
- Trump and the “Green Lantern” Presidency
- Memo From Turner’s Diary
- Going meta on Jussie Smollett
- Erik Visits an American Grave, Part 418
- The End of History
- What A Pathetic White Power Hour Tucker Carlson Is Running
- He’s Doing It!
- The Week In Clarence Thomas
- Deposed Times Public Editor On the Corruption of CNN