
Author: SEK

Part One 1. I take a nice long bubble bath in an apartment empty but for me and the OLDMEN CATS 2. I sleep for eight hours alone but for me and the OLDMEN CATS 3. I awake to find half my house covered
Trump’s “taco truck on every corner” spokesperson actually provided a sound economic reason to vote against him, in addition to the obvious gustatory one — namely, think of the

Salon started a new “Look Again” feature, in which staff take another look at all the photographs that fly across the wires daily. I’m going to be a Friday contributor, and here̵
OLDMAN MUND: I SO FUCKING BUFF I DO CROSSFOOT SEK: You mean CrossFit? OLDMAN MUND: CROSSFOOT MAKE ME SO FUCKING BUFF SEK: You don’t do CrossFit — but you’re annoying as people who do
…stop what you’re doing and do so. See that hoodie he’s got on? It’s not a coincidence. Also, expect more posts from me soon, as I adjust to my new role in the culture departme
At least according to me.
My job description shifted a little in the past week — no more waking up at 3 a.m. and watching Fox News for eight hours — and so now I’ll be writing more like this. I’d includ
OLDMAN VIRGIL: FINALLY YOU MAKE ME MY MOFONGO SEK: I’m making me mofongo. OLDMAN VIRGIL: I AM PUERTO RICAN GIVE ME MY MOFONGO SEK: You’re from Mississippi, you’re not — OLDMAN
- Florida Men
- LGM Film Club, Part 361: Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance
- The real weapons of mass destruction are the enemies we made among the way
- Images from American History, Part 44
- LA School Workers Strike
- Rupert’s would-be fall person
- Pumping Gas
- Schultz Out at Starbucks
- More on the Terror Campaign
- Sugar nepo baby: The Bethany Mandel story