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Molon Blow

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On September 12, 2018
The adrenaline highs I got from destroying my $150 coffee maker and setting my feet on fire didn’t last long. It’s time to move on to bigger and better ways to own the libs: getting colon cancer. Sure, I’m playing the long game here, but I’m in this to win it. Never pooping to own […]
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Candygate

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On September 2, 2018
On twitter some people gushed stupidly about George W. Bush sneaking some candy to Michelle Obama. It didn’t go unnoticed and a gate was born. People’s response to McCain’s passing and his memorial today shows me that we are very bad at nuance. — Aditi Juneja (@AditiJuneja3) September 2, 2018 Nearly all left critiques of […]

No Steffy Pwease

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On August 15, 2018

Manly man Jesse Kelly has some thoughts on women Marines serving in leadership positions. They are exactly as good as you’d expect them to be. That’s pretty much a terrible idea. You’ve got

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America’s Test Kitchen published a new cookbook, promising that dinner will be on the table in hour or less.  Sold! Thumbing though the book, two things stood out: 1.) the ingredient lists are short– like, refreshingly short. 2.) The ingredient lists are completely devoid of exotic ingredients. But ATK has often placed a premium on […]
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