Last night I made some good old-fashioned spaghetti and meatballs. What was your last culinary success? Vegetarian and vegan recipes welcome welcome welcome.
So good so honorable pic.twitter.com/7MW1vNDWC9
— superkaratemonkey🍿 (@LedZepBoxedSet) August 10, 2017
David Brooks weighed in on the Google manifestbro and you’ll never guess what happened next! (Just kidding, I bet you nailed it as soon as you read the previous sentence.)
It’s come to this: wingnuts are now triggered by the Statue of Liberty:
It's official — Republicans now consider the simple depiction of the Statue of Liberty to be an anti-Trump heresy. https://t.co/ysHhACfILL
— Zort Zammons (@MistahScooter) August 10, 2017
As I watch millennial men struggle to lift their bags into the overhead bin I am reminded how f'd we are if there's a draft.
— Tomi Lahren (@TomiLahren) August 9, 2017
There is a twitter tradition of dunking on the Olympic-grade-level-stupid Tomi Lahren by purposely misnaming her. There are only 2 rules involved in partaking of this rich and deeply patriotic tradition: the first name must start with a “t” and the second must start with an “l.” Both should be more than one syllable. My favorite to this day remains “Toyota Lasagna.” I’m incredibly depressed because at any minute our doll-handed president might get us all killed. Basically the only thing that comforts me these days is misnaming Torvald Letterpress. So won’t you join me in making up your own Tomi Lahren name? It will give me something to treasure as I await our imminent doom.