Ted’s so vain
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He probably thinks that song is about him.
INDIANAPOLIS — Senator Ted Cruz of Texas, desperate to alter the course of a presidential primary fight in which Donald J. Trump is closing in on victory, will announce Wednesday afternoon that Carly Fiorina will be his running mate if he wins the Republican nomination, two campaign advisers confirmed.
Oh yes. I predict this will be the most successful decision in the history of decision making since Sen. John McCain looked up the number of Alaska’s governor. Naturally, the chin-stroke brigade at the NYT disagrees.
Indeed, Mr. Cruz’s gambit may present a perilous challenge for Mr. Trump, who faces mounting criticism for his derisive remarks about women, including his repeated claims that Mrs. Clinton’s sole political asset is “the woman card.”
Sure. I was going to vote for Clinton, but because Trump is a sexist pig, I’m going to vote for another sexist pig who’s willing to put a chick in the VP slot.
Looks like not learning things is a problem that afflicts the NYT as much as the GOP.
