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On November 30, 2013
I’m not sure it would be possible to top today’s Alabama-Auburn game for a sports event that produces the combinaton of a sweeter victory for one set of fans and a more devastating loss for those on the other side of the outcome. Consider: Alabama-Auburn is the bitterest rivalry in college football. It makes Michigan-Ohio […]

Let’s get cyn-i-cal, cyn-i-cal!

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On November 28, 2013
Some suggestions for getting into the Thanksgiving spirit: Cut in line, and when someone complains, claim you were there first. Walk into someone’s yard, plant a flag in it, and yell “No flag no country!” repeatedly. Engage in wanton acts of criminal trespass, and respond to all questions by saying that you wouldn’t be there […]
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Happy Thanksgiving

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On November 28, 2013
My belief that Thanksgiving is the most overrated food day of the year is well-documented so I won’t go over the arguments again here except to say that most everything on the traditional Thanksgiving table (or at least the traditional Thanksgiving table of the 1980s that frames my experience with its boxed stuffing and canned […]
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