Marriage Is A Sacred Institution Consisting Of One Man, One Woman, A Congressional Aide, Some Lobbyist He Met In A Bar, Two More Women…
Serial non-monogamist Newt Gingrich shares some pompous thoughts about how teh gays and their Ed Meese-approved radical allies in the federal courts are destroying the Sacred Institution of Marriage, but leaves comments open. Hilarity ensues.
I am sorry, but if Newt and Andy Rooney have not already destroyed the institution of marriage, there is not much damage that the gays can do.
I think you meant Mickey Rooney.
Andy Rooney is a terrible destructive force.
You are both correct.
Please don’t do that. I know you think you are making some kind of point, or following some internet tradition or something, but gibberish is gibberish. Poor writing can only lead to poor thinking.
That’s true. Once you start spelling “the” as “teh”, you become unable to properly use the definite article. Then you become unable to identify discrete objects, and your whole metaphysics just goes all to hell.
Oh that’s just so wrong. “Teh” is, of course, a corruption of H2Te (tellurium hydride), and the use of it indicates a complete failure of physics. The ‘teh’ user is someone who has nothing left in life but metaphysics, When not engaged in blogging, they can be found wandering the streets mumbling about the ontological basis of two. It’s very sad, and I agree completely with Baby Leroy.
What Teh HELL?
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Oh I c. You are on of teh grammar nazis who lurk Teh Intarnets to correct our language. Don’t you know we don’t care? Just add it to your dictionary or move along now, there is nothing here for you to see.
You forgot the divorce attorney.
Me, I’m hoping Newt will write a rebuttal in which he explains why it’s perfectly permissible to marry and dump as many people as one wants, provided A MAN does the marrying and dumping with WOMEN.
But I suspect he’ll go back to yapping about the deficit until his ass stops stinging.
Oh, that crazy Newt. The sad part is that as morally vapid as Newt Grinchging is, was and will be, he’ll still be regarded as a Serious Person. Producers who know, in the very fiber of their being, that he’s contemptible twit, will nevertheless book him on the show and permit him to further infect the body politic with his vile musings.
In a movie, he’d be a Roman Senator, assassinated on the capitol steps. And everyone would just walk by.