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Why Turkey?

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On November 24, 2022
Since turkey sucks, we should at least ask the question of why this vastly, objectively, inferior meat on Thanksgiving. The most common answer is that it is big, but that doesn’t really answer the question. There’s lots of ways to have a lot of people over to eat and no one is making turkey for […]
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More Thanksgiving Fun

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On November 22, 2019
My war on Thanksgiving continues. Not only is it a war against inferior meats, though it is very much that, and not only is it a war against people who don’t want to discuss the holiday’s genocidal roots, but it’s also a war against family compromises at dinner. Jenn Jackson, the outstanding Teen Vogue columnist, […]

This I Believe

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On November 21, 2018

It’s time for the annual truth-telling session of Thanksgiving food: It is largely bad. 1) Turkey is an atrocity. I love how every November we see a zillion articles that read “If you do t

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I may have strong opinions about Thanksgiving and its food. So some may incorrectly disagree with me. But one Thanksgiving hot take we can all agree is atrocious comes from Gabriel Malor, who usually spends his time writing racist takes for The Federalist, the single worst appropriation of an historical American political term ever. PEOPLE. […]
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