After having decades to think about it, Dennis Hastert still has no idea how he went from [passive voice mumble about bad things] to being the superfab and groovy guy who didn't see anything wrong with one of his colleagues hitting on minors did lots...
lawlessness
Antonin Scalia has done us the favor of explaining the equal protection theory behind the Supreme Court's decision in Bush v. Gore. (Which is handy, since the per curiam opinion.