His Excellency, Ambassador Morris
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It’s not like Colombia is an important or complicated country anyway, right?
President Donald Trump has nominated former Republican U.S. Senate candidate Nate Morris to become ambassador to Colombia.
Morris’ nomination was among dozens sent to the U.S. Senate Monday evening. The chamber has confirmation power over the president’s appointees.
Morris had been one of several Republicans vying to succeed Kentucky U.S. Sen. Mitch McConnell, but he dropped out of the race ahead of the primary last month after Trump endorsed another GOP candidate, U.S. Rep. Andy Barr.
Trump said on Truth Social at the time that he had met with Morris and “asked Nate to step aside from that Race to take a role in my Administration as an Ambassador.”
“Nate is Oxford educated, tough as nails, LOVES our Great Nation, and will represent the United States very well, overseas, or otherwise,” the president said. “He has a great future in politics, or anything else he chooses to do.”
I’m sure this has nothing to do with securing Colombia’s precious cocaine reserves for Eric and Don Jr.
In any case, if you feel like you would make a better ambassador than Nate Morris, please note your country of choice in your next donation and we’ll see if we can secure that position for you. There are of course many complications and difficulties and various issues and what not, so please ensure that the donation is significant!