Brotox addict bans press photographers for publishing un-airbrushed pics

I feel that Wonkette is one of the few outlets that can do justice to the fact SoW Hegseth took a break from wargasming all over the place to throw a tantrum over some photos that don’t match his self-image.

It’s all about the March 2 briefing. (That would be two days after the February 28 US strike on the Iranian girls’ school, where Hegseth and Donald Trump killed a bunch of little girls because, turns out, they were targeting based on 10-year-old data. That’s according to the military’s own investigation.)

The picture in question: above, taken by the AP’s Mark Schiefelbein. (The Post notes that it’s actually not entirely clear whether it was just that one pic, or all the pics from that day, which upset Drunky Smurf so much.)

Pete Hegseth? Looks like Pete Hegseth. He’s not a particularly good-looking man. It’s no worse than any other time old Secretary Shitfaced graces a camera with his presence. In fact, it’s considerably better than any of the screenshots Wonkette has ever published of him.

Personally I think Pete has been looking downright rough of late. If you’ve ever taken a red eye flight out of Las Vegas, you’ve seen it: A pampered middle aged man who tried to party like he’s 25 staggers aboard, flops into a seat and is out cold five seconds later. Even if he doesn’t actually smell bad he looks like he smells like puke. That’s how he looks. Plus, his jackets no longer fit. But perhaps that’s just me. Also, fuck Pete’s feelings.

At any rate, in response to the original article, several outlets have reacted as outlets do when a powerful person is foolish enough to display weakness in public. So there are lots of articles featuring the type pictures that made the SoW mad out there right now. Even in People Magazine got into it.