What if the US government were in the hands of a bunch of dull-normal eight-year-old boys?

I think it might just be something like this:

Second prize:

It’s all a distraction from the . . . [checks notes] other distractions.

I wonder what’s going to be left after three and a half more years of this? (Yes I realize he’s never leaving. This abusive marriage is for life, just like in the Bible).