Paying for Services
By Do I really need to degrade myself so you cheap bastards give LGM money this year? OK, fine. Let’s set some prices though:
For $50, I will listen to an album of your choice and review in the next Music Notes (not this weekend’s, but the next one). I’ll give it an honest listen, I promise!
For $100 + costs, I will eat something of your choice and film it for LGM. There are limits here though, let’s be clear, it has to be actual food and not some stunt.
For $200, I will send you a copy of the Chinese translation of Out of Sight, which has the best cover you’ve ever seen. I’ll even sign it! But not in Chinese.
For $500 + costs, I will attend the next Fall Out Boy concert in New England and then write how their cover of “We Didn’t Start the Fire” is historical analysis not even I could generate.
Or you can just give us the money we need to keep this damn site going and so we can stop it with this nonsense.