If I Did It, by Herschel Walker

Herschel Walker didn’t pressure a woman into obtaining an abortion and then pay for it [wink, wink], but if he did there would be nothing wrong with that:

Makes perfect sense. I’m willing to say this matter is now cleared up. https://t.co/WM76tNRxgB— Isaac Chotiner (@IChotiner) October 6, 2022

If abortion was akin to murder and abortion bans were about protecting fetal life, Walker would be a huge hypocrite! Not to mention, you know, a murderer! Fortunately for Walker, the number of Republicans who actually believe any of this this could fit in a Motel 6 closet, and his actions are perfectly consistent with the actual reason for these bans (reifying patriarchal hierarchies and controlling female sexuality), so most Republicans will have no problem rallying around him.