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Finally, the answer to the question “what if Dunning and Kruger had a baby and it was dropped repeatedly on its head as an infant”:
Jim Acosta: “How does the “Forward Party” feel about Roe v Wade?”
Andrew Yang: “The “Forward Party” has a—not left or right- but “forward” stance on even the most divisive & contentious issues.”
Jim Acosta: “What does that even mean?!” pic.twitter.com/JqHKQdBs1x— Scott Hechinger (@ScottHech) August 14, 2022
Don’t worry, there are many more issues he refuses to take a stand on, apparently because the nefarious TWO PARTY DUOPOLY has eliminated any functioning brain activity:
Dude. This isn’t hostile— at all. You just don’t stand for anything and Acosta saw right through that. You have no answers. The Foward Party has no platform, no policy, it really is “the fill in the blank party.” pic.twitter.com/z0F21AGWYG— Maya Contreras (@mayatcontreras) August 15, 2022
The good news here is that this particular vanity campaign has no chance of working as a ratfuck, because there is no market for what this guy is selling outside of a dwindling number of elite pundits.