You’re my woke sky, you’re my nonbinary day

I thought the latest forays from our Brazilian late-night sockpuppet(s) would be the most incoherent fascist gibberish I would read this year, but it didn’t even last 24 hours:

I’ve sat on a committee with this guy for years. He talks like this every day. 🙃 https://t.co/YlPEdLR1rl— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) February 27, 2022

The thing is that Higgins’s tweet is only 5% more nonsensical than the typical Intellectual Horse Paste Web Substack. It’s all basically randomly assembling refrigerator magnets from Tucker Carlson monologues. But Vladimir’s senseless war being renounced by all but the most dedicated fash set is going to produce a particularly high level of cognitive distance as they try to figure out how to own the libs this time.

…via Nick Never Nick:

Putin: <invades Ukraine>

The right: “Is this because our HR forms have ‘non-binary’ as a gender option?”— Berny Belvedere (@bernybelvedere) February 28, 2022