It turns out the reality TV series “Reality” is more predictable than anything that could spew from the MacBook of the laziest Hollywood hack

A bunch of 1/6 insurrectionists don’t have a lawyer at the moment because this happened:

Please send your thoughts and prayers to these Freedom Warriors, as they sacrifice their very lives for the noble cause of destroying liberal democracy, while empowering and enriching the worst people in the world.

. . . A friend at another law school has scoured the Pierce Bainbridge website in a vain search for evidence that there are any lawyers working at this top flight litigation firm other than John Pierce. It’s a pretty nifty website though — a lot of proactive synergistic disruption is clearly going on. My friend is wondering if Pierce Bainbridge is the Bishop Sycamore of law firms.