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Rudy’s star witness is a sex pest


You may remember Melissa Carone from such episodes as “testifying as part of Rudy Guilani’s Election Theft Extravaganza after quickly downing twelve Appletinis maskless and indoors at the Lansing TGI Friday’s.” (“Very credible!” –guy on Twitter who got somewhat famous for writing a comic strip that was mildly funny as recently as the first Bush administration.) Turns out she has more than one way of displaying her total fealty to the ethos of the contemporary Republican Party:

Two years before she’d become the breakout star of the clown show Rudy Giuliani brought to Lansing this week, Mellissa Carone was sending her then-boyfriend’s ex-wife graphic videos of the two of them having sex.

Police reports obtained by Deadline Detroit reveal obscenity and computer crime charges filed against the 33-year-old Grosse Pointe Woods mother stem from a harassment campaign she waged against a 42-year-old woman in 2018 and 2019. Earlier Friday, the Wayne County Prosecutor’s Office said Carone pleaded the initial charges down to disorderly conduct, a misdemeanor.

Her boyfriend’s ex-wife, Jessica, called Southgate police about Carone multiple times between November 2018 and September 2019, initially after receiving three videos from an unknown email address showing Carone and her ex having sex. Carone’s last name was then Wright.

I guess the only question now is which Trump son she’ll end up marrying.

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