All fans are equal under the eyes of Lawyers, Guns and Money. However, Patreon subscribers are more equal, and the more equal are invited on a first come, first serve basis to join our Patron Fantasy Baseball league. The link is on our Patreon page. Several of us have already joined up. Draft date pending, but probably mid-March and certainly before the beginning of the season.
PS: If you’re thinking to yourself “I donate oodles of money to these assholes, but I hate Patreon; how shall you mollify my discontent?” then just send me an e-mail and we’ll hook you up.