And yes, I’m well aware that most conservatives won’t wind up like Yiannopolis or Wohl, stuck in a remote corner of the internet and cut off from a sufficient supply of marks. If there’s ever a shortage of seats on the right wing grave train – and it is impossible to imagine how that would happen, but if it did – the New York Times would find jobs for them.
But I can dream.
[Update – I’m letting the typo stand. It works, somehow.]