Played them all the old songs, thought that’s why they came
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Remember way back in the day, when Oral Roberts testified to his marks loyal followers that God had told him that He was going to call the Rev. Dr. Roberts home if they didn’t send him a whole boatload of cash immediately?
I just found this in my in-box:
Patriot,
I want to try and get to Heaven.
I’m blessed to be alive, but there are times I think about being on that stage in Butler, hearing a loud crack in the distance, feeling the hand of God tilt my head at the very last millisecond, and that bullet pierce through my skin.
He didn’t save me for a participation trophy.
He saved me because I have a date with Heaven, just not yet… and the only way I earn my place there is by finishing the mission He spared me for: saving America.STAND WITH TRUMP The same people who spent nine years trying to jail me, bankrupt me, and bury me are awake right now too, plotting how to sabotage mass deportations, block the biggest tax cuts ever, and keep their endless wars going.
They’re terrified, and terrified people are dangerous.
That’s why I just activated an EMERGENCY: 12-HOUR “NEVER SURRENDER” FUNDRAISING BLITZ. >>
Goal: 75,000 contributions before sunrise. If we come up short, who knows what will happen.JOIN THE FIGHT Please make an immediate gift—$47 for the 47th President, $100, $250, or even just $17—so we can finish what God started on that field in Pennsylvania.
This private link EXPIRES at sunrise → RUSH YOUR GIFT BEFORE DAWN → STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP. >>
I’ll never surrender.
May God bless you,
Donald J. Trump
I defer to H.L. Mencken and P.T. Barnum. And Charles Ponzi and Bernie Madoff and the guys who invented crypto, and the Colorado State Lottery Association, and Lucy Van Pelt, the bestest field goal attempt holder ever.
I’d like to say thank you on behalf of the blog and ourselves, and I hope we passed the audition.