Big strong men with tears in their eyes want to kiss him all over
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Eagle-eyed viewers online noticed the president’s voluminous new hairstyle was visibly different from how his locks have appeared over the last week.
There also appeared to be a change in color from how Trump’s strawberry blond mane looked at Vegas on Wednesday compared to when he spoke on Fox’s News at Night on Tuesday. . . .
Online speculation raged over Trump’s tresses on Wednesday, with journalist Aaron Rupar claiming, “Is Trump rocking a wig, or what the hell is going on here?” He also noted, “Trump’s hair, uh, has a lot more volume than normal.”
Of course as Fred Nietzsche or maybe Franz Beckenbauer once said, there are no facts, only interpretations:
Even pro-Trump accounts noted the follicular glow-up, with MAGA Voice stating, “I do NOT care what anyone says. This is proof that President Trump is aging in reverse. His hair looks absolutely amazing today.”
The eagle-eyed metaphor here is inapt, as Stevie Wonder could spot the relevant difference.
TBH this whole post is pretty much just an excuse to put up this CYE clip:
. . . also, semi-sincere question: What does Trump mean when he repeatedly claims that Democrats are going to bring about/impose “transgender for everyone?”