The Anti-Anti Trump Tendency: A Play In Three Acts

1. “Implying any kind of partisan motive to Wikileaks’s actions during the 2016 campaign is outrageous.”

"imposing shallow partisan goals on Assange is so inane" pic.twitter.com/8K2XKTPxcY

— Centrism Fan Acct 🔹 (@Wilson__Valdez) July 13, 2018

2.”Please, please, please give us this stuff before the DNC convention to it can be used to maximize the chances of Trump winning.”

The nonpartisan Organization 1 seems primarily interested in transparency. pic.twitter.com/C1MqTyiydr

&mda sh; Charles Davis (@charliearchy) July 13, 2018

3. “OK, sure, now that hacked emails have shown explicitly that the only thing that could be logically inferred from his actions was true: Assange was ratfucking the election to support Trump. However, but it was because of a zero-dimensional Hungry Hungry Hippos theory that more right-wing presidents produce more left-wing results so he was the Real Leftist don’t believe the verbatim quotes from the neoliberal media. So needless to say the amount of time I spent hyping inane trivia in furtherance of this conspiracy is also above reproach.”