Nothing but cool/nice/funny tweets to brighten your Friday.
I really love Nextdoor sometimes. “The solo is great tho” pic.twitter.com/PcF5ppULZm
— Kate Nocera (@KateNocera) May 10, 2018
I joined @MykeCole's ghost hunting team, but our investigations are pretty anticlimactic. We just go from house to house and he screams: "IF THERE ARE ANY GHOSTS IN HERE, THEY BETTER KNOCK IT OFF"
— Sam Sykes (@SamSykesSwears) May 11, 2018
My Year 14 class have named the plants in my room. My work here is done. pic.twitter.com/0rp32rrwnB
— Brian McGilloway (@BrianMcGilloway) May 9, 2018
"What's to the west?" she said.
"Your heart's desire," grandma said.
So she went west, west, west.
Until she was back home.
And it was.
— A Small Fiction (@ASmallFiction) May 9, 2018
Welcome to the Intellectual Dark Web, m'lady pic.twitter.com/HuuYktHYJF
— Tom Kludt (@TomKludt) May 8, 2018
— Barry will be at VanCAF table 14 (@barrydeutsch) May 8, 2018
[Elon Musk sees a homeless guy]
"Oh no, this is terrible. I simply must use my vast wealth to address this problem"
[2 weeks later]
"I have invented sunglasses that make homeless people invisible so that rich people don't have to see them"
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) May 6, 2018
coming to kick my ass? better bring a body bag too. For me bitch
— no need for a rock (@EMlNEMOBAMA) May 6, 2018
Brooklyn 99 has been cancelled after 5 seasons. I’m bummed. It was a really funny, good-hearted show with an amazing cast.
So, I probably don’t need to say this, but if you’d like to treat this as open thread, you may. :)