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Let’s check in on Town Hall. I’m sure the headlines are going to be the usual smorgasbord of sane normal stuff like why Charlie Kirk walking around on a college campus in a diaper totally owned the libs and not weird stuff like openly yearning for civil war.

 

Good Soldiers in the Schlichter Army will hold all the Chipotles. Checkmate, libs.

Oops!

Kurt Schlichter–more in sorrow than impotent rage–says:

Probably because I’ve spent time where they actually had a civil war, many people ask me – people whose names you know – whether I think this turmoil will all end in a Second Civil War. They are seriously concerned, and not without cause – the left’s hatred for Normal Americans and its dedication to totally stripping the people who are the backbone of this country of their ability to participate in their own governance is threatening to rip the country apart.

Kurt, buddy…we are the normal ones. We’re not writing war porn on radical right websites that make satire irrelevant.

The following is a summary of the next few paragraphs:

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normal Americans

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good troops will fight with the Normies of Bumfuck, Kansas

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Pajama Boy*

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Then there’s another factor, an intangible but a crucial one. It’s commitment. The Democrat threat to peace is based on its policies designed to deprive Normal Americans of their right to speak freely, to worship freely, and to defend themselves and their rights with firearms. Make no mistake – millions of Normal Americans are willing to risk death to defend those rights. In fact, many swore to do so when they entered our military and law enforcement. But who is the leftist big talker willing to die to impose the fascist dream of censorship, religious oppression, and disarmament on Normal American citizens? Is the screeching SJW at Yale going to suit up in Kevlar? Is the Vox columnist going to grab a M4? Is the Hollywood poser going to switch her gyno-beanie for a helmet?

No. Hell, we just heard our liberal opponents explaining why a cop shouldn’t be expected to go fight a scumbag murdering kids because it’s scary. America might split apart, but it’s highly unlikely Team Kale n’ Vinyl would fight should their big talk finally push Normal America too far.

So, anyway, just good, normal wholesome stuff like being horny to murder half of the people in the United States. MAGA indeed!

*Pajama Boy was there merely in spirit

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