The Reasonable, Moderate, Sane Mike Pence

Is a complete fiction. For example:

• He is an anti-reproductive freedom extremist
• He’s happy to refuse to exonerate innocent people rot away in prison when he has the power to do so
• Has had his egregiously racist immigration policies rejected by the federal courts, in an opinion written by noted Trotskyist Richard Posner
• He hates LBGT people as much as he hates women
• He’s been a terrible governor
• His grasp of public policy is pretty much in Palin/Stein/Johnson country

But, to be Scrupulously Fair, he is pretty good at maintaining a straight face while systematically lying.