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How are people responding to HEA 1337?

The governor’s office has received several calls this week from women describing the details of their period.

“I need to get a message to the Governor that I am on day three of my period. My flow seems abnormally heavy, but my cramps are much better,” one woman called to say.

According to the Periods for Pence Facebook page, people are calling and emailing the governor to keep him up to date on the conditions of their uteri. And perhaps any uteri in the vicinity.

Am I allowed to call and advise of the status of my wife’s uterus? What about my coworkers’ uteruses? I’m just trying to figure out where to draw the line.

I don’t have anything to add here except Ha aha ha hah ha!

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